Finding New Ways To Enjoy Myself

I have been at the boyfriend's house for the past week, and will continue to be here until next week sometime. Thursday maybe I'll return. We'll see. Anyway, this is monumental - this blogging from here. Because for years and years, whenever I'd visit the boy, I'd be so far from the Internet that I may as well have been visiting the remotest mountain top in the world.

But not anymore. And that brings us all so much joy. SO MUCH JOY!!

I just finished writing an email to yet another celebrity-type person who is a stranger to me. I seem to do this more than I ever thought I would. Sometimes I get responses. Steve Burns, formerly of Blue's Clues, has written me back a few times. And now he is either very busy or he has blocked me in fear. I had my fun, anyway! And, yes, there have been others, as well. Most of them don't write back. This is either because they are too busy sucking asscock to do the simple courtesy of responding to a nice girl like me, or they are just really busy, or zonked out on hard drugs and forgetting how to read, or not even knowing how email works because famous people have more important things to do than be on the Internet ever. I do not know their secret ways of life. And if they don't write me back, I don't give a damn about them OR their big dumb secret lives!

Anyway, I just wrote to Scott Ian, bassist of that metally band called Anthrax.

I found his email address in a metallist's metal music magazine here during an idle moment. And I thought "Wow, it would be funny if I wrote him for some reason." So wrote him I did! A huge, rambling and potentially worrisome email. I am always concerned that my "exuberant personality" translates to "dangerously psychotic" in email-to-celebrities form.

I don't really ever listen to heavy metal or anything related to it. But I do know who Anthrax are, as I was alive in the 1980s with a brother who is 9 years older than I am. And I recall delighting in their less-metal, more-rap music, as well as their collaborations with Public Enemy, as I was strangely keen on Flava Flav. Scott Ian always seemed like a pretty nice guy, though. So I am hoping that when he reads my rambling email of shame he will say "Wow, what an interesting girl. I will be her friend and I WILL NOT discard her email into my trash without a second thought!"

Oh, also, I asked him if I can figure out how to conduct an interview worthy of this website, if he'd be willing to be interviewed by the likes of me. I hope he says yes, because I have like 7 questions involving his eyebrows and goatee that I'd like to force him to answer. I would also like to ask him what Flava Flav is like, and whether or not he thinks Flav would answer an email from me if he (Scott Ian) would just give me his email address. I would also like to know what his favorite color of pony is. You know. I have an endless supply of Really Important Earth-Shattering Questions to throw out there. But I'll be happy posing just the ten best.

It's all for you readers, after all. I want to entertain you SO MUCH. So much that I will do things like alienate famous people for you.

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