Oh Shit!

I'm 26 today!


But I am not going to have a major freakout scene like Trev did when he turned a mere twenty. (I don't think he's ever recovered from it, actually. Notice that he hasn't blogged for over a month now? I think he might be institutionalized or something.) You see, I am at the point where my spirit has LONG since been crushed by the heavy, painful stone of aging. Now when I turn another year older, I just TAKE IT because I know there is nothing else I can do. Tears don't work!

But I am only up to obsessively check email and must go back to bed because I am made of SLEEPYTIME and have to make sure that I will be able to stay up all night tonight because I've decided to break myself by hosting friends and strangers at my home tonight.

Good going, me.