Hummus Is Really Yummy

I am very hungry and wish I had food to eat. That is, food besides leftover White Castles, the scourge of my tummy.

Yesterday, actually, I ate White Castles over the course of an entire day. A few at a time. For those of you who don't have them, I think they can also be called Crystal Burgers, or something. For those of you who don't even have those, just imagine tiny little hamburgers cooked with lots of onions and lots of.. I don't even know what it is. It is grey sludge though. And I believe that is what destroys us all.

The worst part is how I, and everyone I know, KNOWS that eating them will cause us to be ill and yet we eat them anyway. And everytime, we go "Ugh... Never again will I eat these beef bombs." But then, weeks or months pass, and the memories have faded. AND WE EAT AGAIN.

It's so stupid. But so strangely tasty. It is a curse, too.

Oh, fuck it. I'll jut eat them anyway. There are only a couple left and they are so small and cute. I only have myself to blame. Although I can probably blame the voodoo powers that are cooked directly into each White Castle hamburger.

That's probably what the grey sludge is... Voodoo.

:(